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The pirate's grandma

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Translation of lyrics:

The frigate's sails are flying high in the blue-tinted dusk
the pirate's grandma was sending him off to the plunder
she packed his pistols
and a sack for the gold
and also, of course, the soap
and the powder to brush teeth with
spoon is here
mug is here
and there's a clean shirt too
here's a tried and true musket
here's a barrel of rum
oh he's so absent-minded, he'd leave all supplies at home!
pirate: and the daring grandma, grey-headed, was saying a tender farewell:
grandma: dear breadwinner, one-eyed falcon,
don't grapple with other ships without need
don't visit the dens of iniquity any more often than you have to
don't hurt orphans unless you must
conserve your ammunition
don't drink rum without eating something--
it's very bad for your health
And always play diamonds in the card game
if you don't have a good move!
put silver in the trunk
gold into the pillow!
but that's where grandson interrupted her:
"spoon is here?
yes
mug is here?
yes
clean shirt is here?
yes
pirate:
hey if all this is so familiar to you
maybe you could go yourself? I'll stay home!
grandma: oh no no grandson, I'm retired! how could I
he: spoon is here
mug is here
clean shirt is here
grandma: that's it! it's decided! I'm going!!!"
:P
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