My Virtual Reading Room

(Everybody sucks 2016; The U.S. is doomed)

(bumper sticker)

"Life is like a pencil: without Jesus, there's no point!"

(at the nearby church)

A few of the desk and wall office signs and plaques for sale in our gift shop:

"It may be that your whole life is to be a warning to others"

"Today's Agenda: To Get Through It"

"When you argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"

"Lead me not into temptation, I can find the way myself"

"Do not disturb. I am disturbed enough already."

"Fool proof systems do not take into account the ingenuity of fools"

"My reality check bounced"

"Don't argue with an idiot, people watching may not be able to tell the difference"

"It is our company policy to blame the computer"

"I'm not sure if life is passing me by or trying to run me over"

Bumper sticker:
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Spotted today at the checkout in the supermarket:

Seen on a message board outside a local church:

Pray and let God worry

Those who seek God in everything will find Him in everything

Those with sharp tongues often cut their own throat